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Shipping & Delivery
Snake Oil Guru ships from multiple locations, depending on where an object originates.
"This allows us to source globally... and move quickly when opportunity appears."
Processing Time
Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days.
During releases, special drops, or Rising Objects events, processing times may extend slightly due to volume.
Delivery Estimates
Delivery times vary based on:
- Destination
- Origin of the object
- Shipping method selected
Estimated delivery timelines are provided at checkout where available, but are not guarantees. Once an order is handed to the carrier, responsibility transfers to the delivery service.
Customs, Duties & Taxes
International orders may be subject to:
- Customs inspections
- Duties
- Import taxes
These are the responsibility of the recipient.
"The Guru does not interfere with border rituals."
Lost or Delayed Shipments
If a shipment appears delayed or lost, contact us and we’ll assist where possible.
We cannot guarantee carrier outcomes... but we don’t disappear either.
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