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From The Snake Oil Guru’s Counter

We’re a real place in Toronto. An Emporium people walk into, linger in, and remember. This online shop is our way of extending that same experience beyond the walls. Same spirit, different shelf.

Some things here are familiar. Some are delightful curveballs. What ties it all together is how we treat people, and how we make buying online feel more thoughtful, more human, and less like a transaction.

From a Toronto shop people describe as warm, human, and worth the visit.

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  • Canadian small business, still with a pulse
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  • Written by humans, not what the supplier told us to
  • Fast shipping from Toronto, unless the weather gets theatrical
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From The Snake Oil Guru’s Counter

We’re a real place in Toronto. An Emporium people walk into, linger in, and remember. This online shop is our way of extending that same experience beyond the walls. Same spirit, different shelf.

Some things here are familiar. Some are delightful curveballs. What ties it all together is how we treat people, and how we make buying online feel more thoughtful, more human, and less like a transaction.

From a Toronto shop people describe as warm, human, and worth the visit.

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Relaxed fit short sleeve tee
Midweight pigment dyed 220gsm cotton jersey
Ribbed crewneck
Screen printed graphics
Unisex
Imported

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Small Size Only

Relaxed fit short sleeve tee
Midweight pigment dyed 220gsm cotton jersey
Ribbed crewneck
Screen printed graphics
Unisex
Imported

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SWIM OUT T-SHIRTS MEN'S - FADED BLACK

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