Balmain makes sneakers the way they make everything else: with the volume turned up and zero apology for it. The Unicorn is neoprene and leather — two materials that shouldn't work together and do — with a 7cm hollow sole that creates an air-cushion effect, B studs on the sole, and a signature Lion snap on the front. The Balmain logo is embossed on the side and at the heel, and on the tongue in contrast. This is not a sneaker for blending in.

The construction is genuinely considered. The multi-material design, the lace detail at the heel, the smooth leather insole — these are details that justify the price point to anyone looking for them. One note: this style runs large, so size down from your standard.

For the Wanderer who doesn't show up quietly.