Our collections are:

Limited

Rotational

Often one-time finds

Released without obligation to repeat or restock

For this reason:

All sales are final.

We do not offer refunds, returns, or exchanges.

This is not an exception-based policy.

It is how the Emporium operates.

Why We Don’t Offer Returns

Many of our objects:

Cannot be replaced once released

Are sourced globally and irregularly

Are priced intentionally and temporarily

Once an object leaves the Emporium, its journey is complete.

We do not rewind releases.

We do not recycle decisions.

We do not reshelve commitment.

The Only Exception — Faulty or Incorrect Items

If your order arrives:

Damaged

Faulty

Or incorrect

Contact us within 7 days of delivery at:

📧 iam@snakeoil.guru

Include:

Order number

Photos of the issue

If the fault is ours, we will resolve it fairly and promptly.

Final Note

If you are unsure:

Wait

Visit the Emporium

Or return when something calls you clearly

Snake Oil Guru rewards decisiveness.